Arkansas Blog: Obama, Lincoln to meet

For some reason I think maybe Obama and Blanche will be discussing your right to carry a pocket knife. I think this is a little plan that Pryor and Lincoln hatched to not have to talk about health care reform. It's such a devious plan because guys are suckers for pocket knife talk.

We like to pretend we talk about female boobs and butts when we get together...but hide and listen next time you see a gaggle of men standing behind the barn and you'll hear names like Case, Miller Brothers, Camillus, Barlow, Schrade, Cattaraugus, and Robeson ShurEdge being bandied about. Blanche is manly enough, I bet she can talk pocket knives with the boys till the cows come home.

She may try to put Obama off his feed by walking into the Oval Office with a small deer dripping blood from across her shoulders. Nothing gets the attention of black guys like yer freshly shot game put on display. The not so hidden message is...I did this to him...I can do this to you. Lock 'n load, Barry.

I hope President Obama counters with pictures of Bush.....out of office...pitifully picking up his whiskey money these days by motivating the great unwashed at $4. 95 a ticket. This could be you in 2011, Blanche. The people of beleaguered Arkansas won't be building no 11 foot statue of you, Blanche. You and LIEberman will have to finish off your poverty-stricken old age under assumed names in foreign countries too tiny to qualify for UNICEF money.

If none of that works Barry can always pull out his 3 blade Winchester Split Back Whittler with it's jigged bone handles and chase Blanche around the office until she gives up and promises to do the right thing. Good luck, Mr. President.

LOL

Just the idea of old Plantation Blanche having call a black man Mr. President makes my day. We need photos of them together... how many photos of President Obama and Plantation Blanche have you seen?

Excuse me if the above sounds mean spirited, but seriously, can you imagine Blanche having anything of substance to say inside the Oval or anywhere else for that matter?

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